** Breaking news** Starting today Jodi is covered by health insurance! Sources say that the PPO zero deductible and zero coinsurance at $80/month is a helluva deal. Thanks Purple Fig!
Review: Mortified Nation (http://mortifiednation.com/). Reports are in and it gets two thumbs up! “Wickedly funny!”- Kitty tribune. “Some of it hit really close to home, hilarious!” – Jodi Monthly. Go see it (or at least watch the trailer). In select theaters now!
Eye witnesses report a new piece of furniture in the house. This bench, allegedly made by Grant, showed up under the piano after work one day last week. No one can say for sure where it came from, but investigators are working around the clock to crack the case.
Local weather: Camp Mabry shows a high today of 78* F, while tomorrow’s forecast is promising rain and temperatures peaking in the low 40’s. Meteorologist Ralph Mullen says “it looks ok from where I’m sitting, but there’s just no rhyme or reason to it…. meowgivemeatomato”
Special report in from our field reporter Dulcinea Kittybear Jones. Let’s hear what she has to report:
Well folks, today is an exciting day, because my humans didn’t all get up and leave first thing in the morning. They lingered in bed so that I could jump up, investigate the perimeter, and jump down again. At one point I was sitting in the middle of the room, taking a bath because I know my girl human loves the sound of my licking, and suddenly I saw her sit up in bed. Before I knew it, there was a large flying projectile coming straight at me. Well I hightailed it out of there for a few minutes until things settled down. Upon my return, I jumped on the bed and received many pets. Silly humans. I plan on spending the rest of my day sleeping and looking longingly out the open window. And that’s it from the field! Back to you-
Well that about wraps it up for us here at the Givens Austin studio. Good afternoon, good evening and good night!